Impress your friends.
Kill your enemies.

(This item is cursed)

Grow the massive
tits you deserve.

(Please drink in moderation)

Potion I found
in my cupboard.

(I forgot what this is)

Orb of deep
pondering.

(Smoke not included)

Genuine haunted
Diddy Kong Racing.

(Only works in multiplayer)

Cursed tome of
curses.

(100% Genuine human leather)

Decent amount
of spice.

(Hot water sold separately)

Tears of the
future lunar god.

(1 in stock)

See the invisible.
Hear the ocean.

(Magic not guaranteed)

Useful for many
potions and spells.

(Humanely sourced)

Saber figure.
Pretty cursed.

(Look at that face)

Relieves back pain.
Smalls your tits.

(Please drink in moderation)