Have you ever wanted a piece of a god from before it ascended?
All the mainstream god memorabilia already been snapped up by religious fanatics?
Get in early with this bottle of tears from the boy destined to become the Lunar God! 100% genuine.

Price: €999 + €10,000 delivery

No refunds, returns, or exchanges. Any requests for such will be met with a curse picked at random from a hat.